Tom Cruise is off the market.....So Soon!!!!

Tom cruise has already found his next victim love interest. According to reports, Cruise’s latest source of narcissistic supply girlfriend is a little known actress named Yolanda Pecoraro. It was reported that that the Church of Scientology rushed to find Cruise a new lady — one who was already indoctrinated into the cult — and 27-year-old Pecoraro fits the bill perfectly. She’s a devout Scientologist who has been passed around to two other Scientology members previously.
Unfortunately, Yolanda’s previous relationships with Scientology men didn’t work out for her. That’s the problem with dating cult members; they’re so flaky.

The National Enquirer reports that Pecoraro and Cruise have dated in the past, which is a good thing; at least she knows him. But the church thinks she’s perfect, and they are eager to get the PR ball rolling — as soon as Pecoraro asks her current boyfriend to move out.
When asked about her status with Tom Cruise, Pecoraro said;
“Yes, I knew and still know Tom Cruise. And no, I’m not married or engaged,” she said, which doesn’t exactly sound like love is in the air.

Last week, the 50-year-old actor’s lawyer Bert Fields told reporters, “[Cruise is] still tremendously saddened and shocked about the divorce. Tom is obviously relieved that the settlement was reached, but is still sad, obviously.”